Double Down on Yer Coleman.

This is less idiotic and more demented/awesome.


Beautiful...
But unfortunately this viewing experience led to me baring witness to this travesty. It was lovingly labeled by it's poster as "The Gayest Moment on Television."
BEHOLD!
A Televised performance of the "The Outlaw and the Indian!"

The most incompetant fool of them all!

Here is a comic I am doing for an anthology called "Humerous" (sic)

Me: "So I had this dream where there was two of you, and one of you was black and the other one was white."

My ex-girlfriend: "Let me guess, you had a threesome with them?"

Me: "Girl, you know I had to hit both!"

Said ex-girlfriend has since cut off all communication with me once she read my comic book that she was originally going to help me print. (though it has nothing to do with her) Though to be fair it could also of been something I said.

Adam Carolla: RETARD

I actually love Adam Carolla but he is horrible on television. I don't know if he's ugly per se but... looking at him is definitely uncomfortable, and his career in talk radio has resulted in him becoming a third degree "blowhard." Anyway, this moment is ultra awkward and guest stars bonus idiot, Bam Margera.

Watch as this 40 year old man forces us through five long minutes of failing long after the show had already ended. He gets tired instantly and begins huffing and puffing but his inability to shut up leads him to tell horrible forced jokes and keeps him from catching his breath at all. This whole time the guests and the audience scarcely laugh and when they do it is amazingly awkward. Plus, he says he completes the stunt but he never really does. What a Penis.

"One more try."

For the love of CHRIST! Someone please tell why this radio show exists!

God this is beautiful. 

This is a clip from some kind of insane radio show or podcast in which a truly troubled young lady describes how deeply her babies funeral was infused with the merchandise and music of the Insane Clown Posse and related acts.

A self described "Juggalo down on her luck and shit," she hassles the hosts of the show for ten minutes with the tale of what was no doubt, a drug-created stillborn baby. 

She claims the doctors murdered her baby, but she only knew she was pregnant 2 months before it's birth.

"Dude, that woulda been the shit, but I just never fuckin' got it."

As a an extremely idiotic bonus there is also a clip of her on another Juggalo radio show. Being "Dogged" by two retarded hosts. Admittedly, it is a brutal dogging.